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LISTEN 2 LOVE STORY:
CHANDA & CHAKORI
KARTE THAY LOVE CHORI CHORI
LARKA THA MEMON & LARKI THI BORI,
LARKA THA KALA,LARKI THI GORI.
SOJA PUTTAR BUS YEHI THI STORY
From: mansoor
Call: 03337544304
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Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
From: noor
Call: 03214025583
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Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao,
kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
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Police wala raat k waqt duty par tha itnay mai aik cycle wala aata hai police wala awaaz lagata hai "Ruk jao tumhari cycle mai batti nahi hai
Cycle wala "hat jao meri cycle mai break bi nahi hai"
From: Razi Shahid
Call: 03456685144
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Woman: Sir ,mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!
From: smile
Call: 0345-6890420
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Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
From: Smile Spreader
Call: 0345-6890420
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kitney din ho gaiy
kitney haftay guzar gaiy
baat mahinoo tak bhi chali gaee
ab saal bhee ho jaega
ab to kehna mano
chalo jaldi se NAHA lo
From: saira
Call: 03009854503
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Aj tum DIL mango dein gay,DHARKAN or SANSEIN mango dein gay JISM or JAN mango to de saktay hein qk in panch films ki DVD humaray paas hai...
From: anaya malik
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