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wo garam garam pani
wo sabon ki khoshbu
wo shampoo ki bottle
magar thumai kia patha k nahanai mai kithna maza atha hai
From: shahid awan
Call: 03459186948
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A man to a Rikshaw driver sardar ji:
Je Rikshaw khali hai....
sardar je:salya mein nei baithan?
From: Haroon-FSD
Call: 0345-7913492
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once radio of a sardar g was out of order.he opened it and found a dead body of a mouse.Sardar g on finding this said :oay keh bolay ga singer tay ander marya hoya hai.(how can it work,singer's dead body is inside)
From: THE ANIMAL
Call: ANI_MAULED
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1) 1st Year of Marriage:
Husband speaks, wife listen.
2nd Year of Marriage:
Wife speaks, husband listen.
3rd Year of Marriage:
Both speaks, Neighbours listen'...!
4)shaadi se pehle , " Maine Pyar Kiya "
shaadi ke baad , " Yeh Maine Kya Kiya "!!!!
From: ADNAN EDDY
Call: 03006632664
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appki yaad ko dil se jane na deigey app jese dost ko khone na deingey sharafat se contac mai rehna warna bht maareingey or roone na deigey
From: zara
Call: nil
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TERE BISTAR PE MAKRI LAGY....
TERY ROOM MAI MACHAR PHIRAY...
TERY RAZAI PHATY...
PURI SUBHO THAND LAGAY...
TERY SAPNO MAI BHOOT AAY..
AGAR TO MUJHE BHOOL JAY..
From: ..FIRDOUS..
Call: 0345..30.6.31.6.5
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CHI CHANG CHEN
LAINGHUANG THEIN
CHI KWA SIAU-CIE
WOHEN HAU NI THAZ
THAZ HAO OEI SIEN-SHENG
PAGAL ! Agar samj nahi aa raha ho
to padh kyon rahe ho....?
From: aar
Call: 9823778777
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Chicken ready Yes Boss,
Fish ready Yes Boss,
Omlate ready Yes Boss,
Mutton ready No Boss.......Y
Bakra abhi sms Perh raha hai,
From: ASAD NAZIR
Call: 0345-5056914
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