1 car se Popat takra ke behosh ho gaya. Admi popat ko ghar le gaya. Pinjre me rakha. phpat Uth ke bola: AILAA... JAIL ? wo driver Mar gaya kya ?
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Maine apko phone kiya to Network Bola
Murkho ki Duniya Me aapka swagat Hai.
Aap jis Bewkof se Sampark Karna Chate Hai Uska Dimagout of range Hai.
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K.E.S.C main job ayi ha.sallary Rs 20.000.kerna hai to reply karo.ziada mehnat ka kaam nai hai."bus bijlli ki taron per geella kapra marna hai".bus.................
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AFTAB to SHAHRUKH:Tumhe pata hai aab tak ki meri sab se achi perfomance "ANKAHEE" hai
SHAH RUKH:TO fir aab kiyu Bata rahe ho!!!
Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Patient: Mjhe bemari hai. Na khaoon tu bhook lagti
hai,
Na soo tu Neend aati hai, Ziada kaam kr k thak jaata
hoon.
Doctor: Saari Raat Dhoop mai betho Theek hojaogay.
A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab rewards him with a mercedez.
Few days later arab again needed the blood,
Memon donates again.
Arab sent him "Till ke Laddoo",
Memon asked "why not new mercedes?"
Arab replied : "ab marey ander memon ka khoon gardish
ker raha
hai"
TERY SHANEY PAY LHERATY HOA IS AANCHAL KA KIA KEHNA.....
ISE AANCHAL KA EK GHONGHAT BANA LAITEEN TO ACHCHA THA...