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Neend ati hai to khwab ata hai..
Khwab ata hai to larki ati hai..
LArki ati hai to pechay uss ka baap ata hai ..
phr na larki ati hai na khwab ata hai...
From: MALIK>>
Call: 0332..3144..388
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Is ko zara jaidi jaidi parho
how.
HOW..
HOW.. HOW.. HOW.. HOW..
HOW
HOW
HOW...
HOW
HOW... HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW
ITNA NA BHONKO LOG KYA KAHYGAY KUTTAY KAHI K.
From: SAYAD JAVED
Call: 0333.3755815
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Chand ko ghuroor hai k us k pass noor hai.........
to kia hua mujhay bhi ghuroor hai meray pass dosy LANGUOR HAI.......
From: AHMED
Call: 03222718707
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Ek bacha peda hote he nurse se bola : mobile hai kya? Nurse : hai lekin karoge kya? Bacha : kuch nahi woh bus GOD ko miss call kare he k mein puhanch gaya hoon
From: Hassan nadeem
Call: 03447230033
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Ek makhi ki halat bht kharab thi woh doctor k pass gai,
Doctor: kiya hua?
Makhi: bus chai(tea) main gir gai thi, Parhne wale sahab ne choos choos ker halat kharab ker di.
From: Arsalan
Call: 03453943599
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3 boys.. proposing 3 girls.
1= Tu meri Laila, te main tera Majnu.
2= Main tera Rana, te tu meri Heer.
3= (SANTA) Tu meri Zaara, te main tera VEER....!
From: surinder
Call: 09888052640
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Teacher to sardar :name five animals that live in water?
Sardar:frog ,teacher and reamaining four .
sardar:frog de maa pio phen tay praah.
From: uzma
Call: 03015209250
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samandr k kinarebetha kroo,koi na koi lehar to aye gi,kismat na badli to kaya how, kam se kam SHAKAL hi dul jay ge.
From: sana
Call: 03015089655
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