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bhikkari : sab rs. 6 do cofee pina hai
man : kyo 1 kofi to rs. 3 ki hai ?
bhikhari : sath me girl friend bhi hai
man : bhikhari hokar b gf banali ?
bhikhari : sab gf ne bhikari bana diya.
From: sanjay
Call: 9826786680
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From: rahim
Call: +21374393706
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The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" and the man replies, "No, just spots."
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Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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