ek din ek bakri ghas khane pahar k upar chadh gaya
fir puchon kya hua..........
puchon puchon....................
ghas khake neeche sala aya
From: khagen Call: 9864277088
wife:tell u 1thing.dont scold
husband:ok
wife:i got kadupu
husband:good news then you asked not to scold
wife:before pelli itold same thing to parens they scoided me
From: meenakumar Call: 9989588704
jane anjane me
agr me ne
apka dil dukaya hu
kabbhi tang kia hu
batamezi ke hu
us k leye
apse
jo husakta hy karluu
From: shahid salim Call: 03455899760
Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
Jo haara woh jail k ander
Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi
Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi.
From: khan Call: 03333297327
if u've any problem bindas mere ko bolne ka, i'll help u. if u dont hv any problem bindas mere ko bolne ka, i'll create it 4u. after all "dost hote kis liye hai"
From: devani Call: 9427803416
Jane: Why are you crying?
Tarzan: The elephant is dead.
Jane:Was he your pet?
Tarzan:No, but i am the one who must dig his grave!
From: Syed Mujtaba kazmi Call: 03228104569
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tommorow i will teach u ABCD
From: Manik rangpur Call: 01718726884
Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha Urrr Jaa,
but...
makhi nai uri
sardar ne kaha
sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye jain to makhi
sun nai sakti :)) :)) :))