Logic-
Teacher to jaat student:A=B,B=C, So C=A
Now tell me n example jst lyk dat
Jaat student:I Love u,U love ur daughter dan I Love ur daughter........
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Mujhe abhi abhi yeh sms apne ek dost se mila aur mujhe laga ki main app logon se ise share karon.
Jinke Pass wo hota hai,
woh hath me leke hilate hain.
Jinke pass nahi hota hai,
wo ungli dal ki hilate hain....
Bolo Kya?
Tooth Brush..
Yaaar zindagi main ek baar tu sahi Socho. :)
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main nai apne ghar walo samjha dia hai wo sab maan gaye hai. aap bhi apney ghar walo ko bata do. wo b man jaye gay. akhir ye baat kab tak hum chupaingay?
1 na 1 din tu pata chal jay ga Q na khoud hi bata den acha hai
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mDoctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
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Ek Chor
Ek Gangster
Aur
Ek Murderer
Ek Hi Gadi Me Jaa Rahe The..
Tab
Wo Gadi Kaun Chala Raha Tha
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?
Socho
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Ek POLICE OFFICER..
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kia zamna ta jab hum mila karty te
raat bar chand ka humrah ferah karta te
dekh kar jo hume chup chap guzer jata ta
kabi us shakss ko hum pyar karte the.
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... Mushkilon se kbi aap ki mulaqat na ho
Udaas betho aisi koi bat na ho
Dua hy k mehfilon se saje zindagi aap ki
Bus muje pukar lena ager koi sath na ho
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ye lo love guru ka taveez